Dear little girl in the toy store video who knows a lot about dinosaurs,
I can't believe they said that was a triceratops! How dumb. It is so obviously not a triceratops! But I don't have to tell you that. I think you are really smart, and cute. I know you are older than me, but I'm pretty smart for my age. I have a lot of cool dinos, and dino books, if you want to come over to my house to play. See? This is my coffee table.
And this is my T Rex on morning patrol.
My uncle thinks you are my future wife.